"Kuidas hakata leedulaseks"
"How to become a Lithuanian"
("Kaip pradėti Lietuvoje")
Festivalil Diverse Universe, galeriis Post, Kaunas (Leedu)
Festival Diverse Universe, gallery Post, Kaunas (Lithuania)
Abistasid: vaatajad
Assisted by: public
2015
"Elasin 2015 aasta kevadel neli kuud Leedus ja kasutasin sel ajal Kaunases tehtud performance's "Kuidas hakata leedulaseks" Eesti-Leedu vestmikku, millest leitud väljendite abil ma festivali publikuga suhtlesin. Värvisin end seejuures leedu lipuvärve järgides kollase, rohelise ja punasetriibuliseks ja hakkasin galeriis korvpalli mängima."
"In the spring of 2015 I lived for four months in Lithuania and during that time I did a performance called "How to become a Lithuanian" in Kaunas, where I used the Estonian-Lithuanian phrasebook to communicate with the audience. At the same time I covered myself with painted stripes of yellow, green and red, based on the colors of Lithuanian flag, and started playing basketball in the gallery."
Aš atvykau iš Estijos
Ma tulen Eestist
I come from Estonia
Norėčiau gauti informacija
Ma sooviksin informatsiooni
I would like to ask some information
Kur yra vagonas- restoranas?
Kus on restoranvagun?
Where is the restaurant carriage?
Ar toli yra autobusų stotis?
Kui kaugel on bussijaam?
How far is the bus station?
čia mano pasas
Siin on minu pass
Here is my passport
Prašom
Palun
Please
Užsisakiau kambari viešbutyje „Lietuva“
Mulle on reserveeritud tuba hotellis „Lietuva“
I have reserved a room in hotel „Lietuva“
Tai per brangu
See on liiga kallis
It is too expensive
Prašyčiau kambario su televizoriumi, vonia
Ma tahaksin tuba televiisoriga, vanniga
I would like to have a room with TV and bath
Aš laukiu pinigų perlaidos iš Lietuvos. Ar dar nėra?
Ma ootan rahasaadetist Leedust. Kas see on saabunud?
I am waiting for the remittance from Lithuania. Has it arrived already?
Esu įgaliotas vesti derybas firmos vardu
Ma olen volitatud firma nimel läbi rääkima
I am authorized to negotiate on behalf of the company
See on liiga kallis
It is too expensive
Prašyčiau kambario su televizoriumi, vonia
Ma tahaksin tuba televiisoriga, vanniga
I would like to have a room with TV and bath
Aš laukiu pinigų perlaidos iš Lietuvos. Ar dar nėra?
Ma ootan rahasaadetist Leedust. Kas see on saabunud?
I am waiting for the remittance from Lithuania. Has it arrived already?
Esu įgaliotas vesti derybas firmos vardu
Ma olen volitatud firma nimel läbi rääkima
I am authorized to negotiate on behalf of the company
Man labai pas jus patiko
Mulle meeldis teie juures väga
I really liked to be with you
Ar jūs domitės politika ?
Kas tunnete huvi poliitika vastu ?
Are you interested in politics ?
Aš gyvenu su tėvais
Ma elan koos vanematega
I live with my parents
Bulviniai blynai !
Kartulipannkoogid !
Potato pancakes !
Bulviniai blynai !
Kartulipannkoogid !
Potato pancakes !
Neapdrausta paskola
Kindlustamata laen
Unsecured loan
Ar jūs domitės sportu ?
Kas teid huvitab sport ?
Are you interested in sports ?
Ar esate katalikas ?
Kas olete katoliiklane ?
Are you a Catholic ?
Mulle meeldis teie juures väga
I really liked to be with you
Ar jūs domitės politika ?
Kas tunnete huvi poliitika vastu ?
Are you interested in politics ?
Aš gyvenu su tėvais
Ma elan koos vanematega
I live with my parents
Bulviniai blynai !
Kartulipannkoogid !
Potato pancakes !
Bulviniai blynai !
Kartulipannkoogid !
Potato pancakes !
Neapdrausta paskola
Kindlustamata laen
Unsecured loan
Ar jūs domitės sportu ?
Kas teid huvitab sport ?
Are you interested in sports ?
Ar esate katalikas ?
Kas olete katoliiklane ?
Are you a Catholic ?
Aš esu kūno kultūros specialistas !
Ma olen kehakultuuri spetsialist !
I am a specialist of physical education !
Kas yra Lietuvos čempionas ?
Kes on leedu meister ?
Who is the Lithuanian champion ?
Kas yra Lietuvos čempionas ?
Kes on leedu meister ?
Who is the Lithuanian champion ?
Alkoholikas
Alkohoolik
Alcoholic
Korupcija
Korruptsioon
Corruption
Organizuoti nusikaltimai
Organiseeritud kuritegevus
Organized crime
Aš esu kūno kultūros specialistas !
Ma olen kehakultuuri spetsialist !
I am a specialist of physical education !
Mes tikime į Dievą !
Me usume jumalat !
We belive in God!
Ačiū !
Aitäh !
Thank you !
Fotod / Photos: Živilė Sidaraitė